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Wednesday, 30 May 2012

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Donald Trump's personal hair stylist, the transgendered Delilah Fizz. (Photo courtesy of Ann Coulter).

NEW YORK CITY - An article which appeared in Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine states that Donald Trump is having trouble finding celebrities to appear in the next season of his show Celebrity Apprentice.

Grilletta Brewburger with YKY revealed that Trump has become so fickle and so Nazi-like in his television personality that lots of celebrities are refusing to appear on his show.

Mel Gibson stated that the Trumpster asked him to be one of the cast members for the upcoming season and Gibson reportedly turned him down saying that he is afraid that he would physically attack him within the first few days of filming.

Trump allegedly remarked that he would never hit anyone and Mel "The Aussie From Hell" replied that he (MG) is afraid that he would hit the "Donald."

Gibson also pointed out that he could not stand to see Trump's hairdo from hell up close, which the Australian actor quipped looks like a cheap strawberry blonde Davy Crockett coonskin cap.

Brewburger asked Trump about his recent feud with CNN's Wolf Blitzer. Trump commented that Blitzer totally disrespected him by calling him Donald Trumped.

The arrogant billionaire then said that the Wolfster asked him a question about Wyoming but interrupted him when he tried to answer.

Blitzer told Trump that his ongoing birther remarks regarding President Obama's birth certificate have gotten old. He then added, "Almost as old as Betty White."

The CNN reporter said that he would like to see some official documentation on the legality of Donald Trump's ridiculous Liberace-looking hairdo.

Trump responded by stating that Wolf really needs to shave off his Appalachian Mountains beard which makes him look like former Lakers coach Phil Jackson except a whole lot shorter.

Blitzer then expressed the fact that Donnie boy is just upset because he is having to settle for sub-standard celebrities for his new edition of Celebrity Apprentice.

Three of these include the "Tanorexic Woman," the infamous "Breastfeeding Mama," and Don Rickles, who reportedly is older than three of the five Great Lakes.

In Other News. June 6, is National Airbrushed Photo Day, except in Southern California where airbrushing photos is pretty much a daily routine.

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