San Francisco - The local chamber of commerce announced today that the new, glowing sushi being served at local eateries is very beneficial, especially for cancer patients. According to chair, Dr. Bunhardschmit, the radiation consumed in the sushi helps cure cancer, even prior to contracting it.
"Why wait to actually get cancer before starting radiation therapy, when you can get it essentially for free by just eating fish caught in California? The shaved look is in, so it is a win-win.
"Some of our tuna is so brightly radiant that we are even saving money on our electric bills in these restaurants by the peer," Dr. Bunhardschmit concluded.