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Monday, 21 May 2012

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A photo of Hurricane Alberto off the South Carolina coast. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - GOP radio talk show host and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh, 61, and his much, much younger wife Kathryn, 35, recently attended a music concert at the District of Columbia's brand new Hail To The Chief Coliseum located on Michelle Obama Boulevard.

The Limbaugh's had been given free tickets by Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin to the concert by the highly popular hip hop rap band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

After the concert Political Salad Bar reporter Savannah Bamboo asked the Limbaugh's how they liked the concert.

Mrs. Limbaugh, who Vice-President Joe Biden says bears a tremendous resemblance to GOP mouthpiece Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, told Miss Bamboo that she absolutely loved it.

She remarked that she especially liked the song that Camel Carl dedicated to her and Rush titled "Yo, Yo, Yo, Ya Know, You Be Ma Ho."

Kathryn disclosed that the song was the one that was actually playing on the car radio the night that Rush asked her to be his fourth or fifth wife, she forgets the number.

Rush meanwhile divulged that he hated the song and that he also hated the concert, the song dedication, and the coliseum beer which he said was watered down.

When informed that his wife loved the song, the concert, and the song dedication Rush took the 12-inch cigar out of his mouth and simply replied in his Rush Limbaughesque way, "Well she's a woman so what do you expect."

Mrs. Limbaugh became very upset and told him that he can make love to his cigar for the next two weeks because she is putting up the "Do Not Enter" sign.

Miss Bamboo decided to change the subject and asked Rush for a political comment.

He thought for a moment and then pointed out that he is putting all of the blame for the season's first hurricane on President Obama.

The GOP commentator stated that he is totally against the name Hurricane Alberto. He explained that we are trying to prevent illegal aliens from entering the United States and the president has just gone and approved giving a hurricane a Costa Rican name.

Miss Bamboo looked shocked and asked, "Surely you are joking Mr. Limbaugh."

"Nopers" came the reply. "I am Rush Limbaugh and I do not joke and do you know why I do not joke Miss Bamboo?"

"No, do tell me."

"I do not joke simply because I do not have a sense of humor. I am an old fogey, a stick-in-the-mud. I am about as drab as the drabbest vanilla you can find at the grocery store."

Miss Bamboo shook her head as if to say "I hear ya dude."

Limbaugh then told her that there is no way that the president can deny that he is responsible for hurricanes since he is friends with Al Gore and Gore is the man who has caused all of the world's global warming.

Miss Bamboo looked over at Kathryn as she rolled her eyes in disbelief.

Rush caught Kathryn rolling her eyes and he told Miss Bamboo that he had to end their conversation because he needed to get his fairly brand new wife home and have a long heart-to-heart talk with her.

SIDENOTE: A very close male friend of Kathryn Limbaugh has hinted that she is thinking of filing for divorce on grounds of Extreme Habeas Verbal Abusatory Ersatzola.

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