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Friday, 18 May 2012

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The young President

Washington, DC - The President held a surprise press conference this morning for a small group of reporters. There he was asked if he really knew where he was born.

"I can't actually remember where I was born", the President replied to the reporter's question.

"All I can remember was this jerk who whacked me on my bottom. I then started screaming. Man, was I mad. After that this strange woman grabbed me and I went to sleep. When I woke up, they jammed something in my mouth and I was happy again. Then I pooped my pants. Then.."

After listening to an hour of the trials and tribulations of a baby, the press core slowly trickled out of the room. I was the last one remaining. I wanted an answer.

The President concluded, after another hour of boring discourse, "and then I wrote my biography. Then, years later we changed it so I was born in the USA. Then the Bilderberg Group thought it would be funny if they made ME President!"

At that point I started laughing. I get it.

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