Police in Florida have given up searching for a "person of interest" after conceding that everyone in the town of Boca Raton is as "dull as shit".
Chief of Police Wilson Defoe said that the search was fruitless and that his department had given up trying to locate anyone of interest in the South Floridian town famous for having a Mall and a Cheesecake Factory Restaurant near the Mall, making it handy for shoppers and office workers, located nearby.
"This place sucks" bemoaned Defoe "Nothing ever happens here and the people are either illegal immigrants or retired Jews from New York, there is no one, not one person who isn't boring, a stereo type or is any different from anyone else. The place is full of dullards!"
Some residents though are not happy with the Police Departments assertions that they are dull.
"I once took cooking lessons" said one retiree.
"I like dance recitals" said another octogenarian.
"And I once got a blowjob, when I was in the Navy, by a lady boy in Singapore, halfway through I realized it wasn't a woman but decided to let him carry on anyway" said one shriveled up old man.