WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secret service is doing it's very best to keep a certain late night White House Oval Office incident secret.
According to a very reliable, inside source who did not want her name revealed, President Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, was apparently caught using the very personal and extremely private White House Oval Office Red Phone.
The source revealed that she was actually able to take two photos with her cell phone and she has downloaded the pictures and placed them in her home computer file under the code name "White House Oval Office - Mama-In-Law."
Reporter Mistletoe Bulova with The Political Drive Thru Window stated that she has personally seen the two photos and they clearly show Mrs. Robinson wearing a blue dress while sitting at the White House Oval Office Desk with her feet propped up and using the president's private red phone.
Bulova remarked that the very reliable, inside source told her that she believes that the president's mother-in-law was using the red phone to place a delivery order from Domino's Pizza.
The secret service, who is really trying to keep a very low profile, considering the Cartagena, Columbia call girl scandal, is moving very gingerly in this matter.
Miss Bulova said that she tried to speak with Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt and he told her that she really needs to back off the story and go write something about the Kardashians instead.
She then tried to speak with Mrs. Robinson but the "First Mama," Michelle Obama told her that her mama had gone to the mall to buy some nail polish, lipstick, pantyliners, and deodorant.
The Political Drive Thru window will stay with the story and try to get to the bottom of the matter by hopefully talking with President Obama.