Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors.
The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Biden this morning, in a speech at New York University. "It's pretty simple:" Mr. Biden intoned,"Osama Bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Our job now is to hunt down and kill General Motors."
Intelligence reports suggest that General Motors, is presently in the area of Detroit, Michigan, although troops on the ground have yet to confirm it's presence there.
The Pentagon has confirmed that special ops troops are engaged in a street by street search of the Michigan city and have had sporadic gunfights with the UAW, General Motor's militant work force.
The effort to find General Motors is complicated by the huge amount of vacant buildings in the motor city, any one of which might be sheltering the renegade organization, which only last month denied the vice president access to it's plants, siting claims he had planned to use the visits for political purposes.