Los Angeles, CA-- The algore finally admitted today what millions of people already know. The whole global warming/climate change nonsense has been one big scam right from the beginning. The former vice-president was in a jolly mood as he talked to the press in his palatial seaside villa in Malibu.
"Suckers!" laughed algore. "You idiots would believe anything I tell you!" he cackled. "Global warming was just a fairy tale, made up for green fairies just like you--but thanks for making me a millionaire anyway!" he laughed some more.
The algore's comments come after British scientist James Lovelock admitted that science really doesn't understand much about the climate.
"It was all bullshit, right from the beginning!" said the algore. "There's a sucker born every minute."
The algore said that he will now use his business acumen to selling historic landmarks to the public to make some more money.
"The Brooklyn Bridge is for sale, you know." said the algore in his most somber voice. "But I can sell it to you for half price today for a million dollars."