BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama reveals he was fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia while living with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro. Has anyone seen Bo lately? Small wonder that Michelle has a court order prohibiting Barack from seeing Bo unless accompanied by a Secret Service Agent.
In President Obama's best selling memoir that was ghost written by William Ayers, "Dreams from My Father. A Story of Race and Inheritance," Obama relates, that as a child, he was introduced to dog meat, snake and roasted grasshopper.
"Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share."
As a practicing Forensic Taxidermist, Dr. Billingsgate has always questioned why President Obama's protruding ears looked out of place on his head; perhaps the outcome of a novice taxidermist's first assignment upon graduating from Taxidermy school. Now, upon reading that upon eating a dog a man took on the powers of whatever he ate, I can understand why Barack's ears look like those of Beagle-Terrier mix when he cocks his head.