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Saturday, 14 April 2012

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Up in smoke: Kim Jong Un is trying too hard

PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since his father's death.

Desensitized by years of watching all of his father's supposedly hidden porn, Jong Un has complained to insiders that about the only thing that could get him going was firing off rockets like he used to do with his daddy.

But much like his failed romantic conquests, the rocket went up, exploded instantly, and landed like a wet noodle.

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