When the DC press corps arrived at Karl Rove's home late Thursday night, they viewed a spectacle that no one ever expected to see. After hearing on a police scanner that there was a problem at the Rove residence, most of the media was at the home as the ambulance arrived. Evidently, Rove was screaming, his face contorted in rage as he rent his garments! "It was not a petty sight," said a reporter from the Washington Post.
First reports state, as the ambulance pulled away they could distinctly hear Rove Screaming, "No! Not again! No! Not again! That bitch! Beelzebub, why have you forsaken me!" The last view they had of Rove was his face pressed against the rear window giving them the finger with both hands. "It was not a pretty picture," noted another journalist.
In related news, a source within the Romney campaign reports that Romney is in secret negotiations with Clinton to be her running mate in 2016. "After all," said the anonymous source, "they do think exactly alike on every issue. I was not privy to the entire conversation with Secretary Clinton but I did hear Mitt say at the end, "Bye Hill, remember---Girls rule!"