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Sunday, 29 April 2012

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Obama's search for meaning includes a new hairstyle and more youthful clothes

Now days Mr. Obama's wardrobe is more likely to have orginated at Hot Topic rather than Brooks Brothers, and his constantly changing hair styles range from Tu Pac Gangsta Rap Star spikes to Bob Marley-esque Reggae dreadlocks.

A lot of men go through a mid-life crisis, but a lot of men aren't the president of the United States, backed by the full faith and credit of the federal government. Barrack Obama, already knee deep in controversy, is sparing no expense seeking his version of the meaning of Life.

That quest came to light this week as United States Federal agents were caught with their pants down in Cartagena. The president was reported to be furious when he found out.

"Dude!", he's quoted as tweeting one agent involved,"I send you down there to check on the action and you don't wait until I get there? Really?! You can't even wait twenty four hours?!"

A million here and a million there. Pretty soon it begins to add up. To date The Obama's have hosted dozens of rock concerts and lavish dinners, all in an effort to recapture Mr. Obama's youth.

There are limits to what the president can do , of course.When the Congressional Budget Office finally caught up with Mr. Obama, it put an end to some of his more flamboyant purchases.

The Department of Health and human Services is currently trying to auction off a 500 car fleet of ruby red Corvette Convertibles. Mean while, the navy has the same problem with a fleet of 50 nearly completed Donzi 38 ZR Competition Speed Boats Mr. Obama had ordered before the Congressional Budget Office was able to stop him.

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