NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin, the woman who popularized moose hunting from state owned helicopters, has said that there are lots of people who have jealously remarked that they would like for her to do the Republican party a favor and stay out of the political arena.
And to those people the Alaskan huntress whom Congressman Ron Paul calls "The White Wilderness Woman From Just This Side of Russia" offers that she will show America that just because she got her keister kicked running as the vice-presidential candidate with John McCain in 2008 does not mean a thing.
"Snowflake" as she is known by most Democrats and a lot of her fellow GOPers hinted to Mistletoe Bulova of The Political Drive Thru Window that she may be getting ready to toss her red hunting cap into the ring and decide to run for president of the United States on the independent Tea Bag Party ticket.
She grinned as she took a bite out of her caribou chin sandwich and disclosed that she would like to have Rick "The Stick" Santorum as her vice-president.
When Mitt Romney heard Palin's comments he laughed so hard he actually messed up his hairdo and mispronounced the words flip flop.
Romney gained his composure and noted that the little lady from Alaska needs to keep her moose hunting heinie up in the 51st state.
He added that if she does not she will only end up getting herself embarrassed all over again since everyone knows that she cannot tell the difference between Iowa and Iran, Afghanistan and Arkansas, and Sherri Shepherd and Niecy Nash.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Mitt Romney really meant to say that Alaska is the 49th state. And as for the 51st state, according to the renown end-of-the-world predictor Harold Camping, that will probably either be Puerto Rico or Mexico.]