WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN)-President Obama is not afraid of the Tea Party, not by a long shot it appears. In his weekly radio address to the nation, President Obama told listeners that the Tea Party is too hyped up to listen to, too inarticulate to understand, and "Should switch immediately from highly caffeinated tea to decaffeinated Diet Coke."
"Those people (the TP's) are completely out of their minds," the President said. "If they were truly interested in helping this nation to govern itself out of the fix we're in, they would calm down. Maybe they could try writing verses instead of screaming curses."
"He is too afraid of us," said an angry Sarah Palin.
"I've never feared a white woman, well, maybe Janet Reno, but never any other white woman in my life," answered the President.
"I don't actually drink tea myself," Palin admitted. "I mean, who could put milk into iced tea for crying out loud?"
She has a point.