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Saturday, 24 March 2012

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Some ingredients are beginning to leak through.

A small town (Population 1200) in Arkansas, which doesn't want to reveal it's name or location, has been forced to go nude for the past two weeks, reports a passer-through.

"It's really pitiful to see them try to go about their normal business unclothed", stated Harry Decker of Little Rock. "They try to act like everything is normal but it will never be normal there again, even if they get permission to put their clothes back on."

Apparently the citizens are afraid not to comply with a gang of 10-12-year-olds who have threatened to loose a biological weapon if they don't do what they say.

"It's kinda like that old Twilight Zone show where the kid told everybody what to do or he would make them disappear", stated Decker.

Another passer-through, who was just putting his shoes back on, says that there should be a warning so salespeople would avoid the area.

"I can't give you my name or these kids may go after my family or something. You see, I have relatives in Ma...Oooops! Can't tell you where."

We finally got a few more details although they cannot be confirmed. A police officer reports that he has heard the kids had been wearing masks and gathering by-products from the local nursing home and mixing that with some hog manure and allowed it to stew for over a month. Then they built a catapult and made their demands over Facebook. A small can of biological weaponry landed on main street and caused a couple dozen pedestrians to puke within thirty seconds. After that, everyone had to disrobe or a couple of barrels would be launched.

At last report the Governor of the state has issued a "Brown" Alert!

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