The latest health craze about to "tsunami" the shores of Britain and Europe, chia seeds, is not only good for marathon running, Iron Men, extreme mountain-biking, weight-lifting and other such sports. It enhances one's sex drive, especially in OAP's!
In America the seeds were given to over 85 year-old OAP's living in OAP homes. They were mixed in their morning porridge, midday chicken soup, afternoon tea and biscuits and evening supper of crustless cheese on toast, better known as a bit of Welsh Rarebit.
After months of testing the OAP's, men and women, with the chia seeds, it seems that nearly every night there were mass sex-orgies taking place all over the US in OAP homes. Scientists observing this strange behaviour came to the conclusion that if the seeds work like this on over 85 year-olds then it is time to mass market the stuff so everybody can benefit from them, even married men (?) and their frigid wives.
The UK and Europe can't wait until the Chia seeds arrive and supermarket giant, Tesco's, are clearing out their shelves of vitamin supplements, other aphrodisiacs like sharks fins, Jasmin tea, shepards pie (for sheep shaggers), etc, so they can offer their punters products made of this brand new super-sex-performance-seed.
There is one down-side to OAP's having too much sex though, they are dropping dead like flies after a week of steamy, raunchy sex; it's just too much for the heart to take!