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Tuesday, 20 March 2012

The Arizona legislature which chose to make strict laws on illegal aliens has voted to also make strict laws against Islam.

One legislator who's name is being kept secret commented "bombs were being built inside a Mosque, and they were threatening to blow up meat markets that sold Pork, we had to do something."

On Monday morning the Arizona legislature voted unanimously to issue a ban on Islam, Tuesday afternoon contractors came into every Mosque in Arizona, pig blood was spinkled in every room, pig heads were installed in every Mosque as well.

One Mosque even got a sign put up on the door that said "this is the doorway to hell, abandon hope all ye who enter."

Sheriff Arpaio arrested 68 Muslims who refused to leave Maricopa County, all were served the notorious cold bologna sandwiches made from Pork.

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