Written by sama
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Topics: Terrorism

Saturday, 17 March 2012

The Lauderdale Grill in Fort Lauderdale Florida has announced it will serve Twin Tower Cocktails every September 11 to commemorate the victims of the attacks on the World Trade Center after receiving nothing but praise for advertising their $6 "Irish Car Bomb" cocktail to commemorate the victims of the troubles in Northern Ireland.

Owner Fatty Fat Bastard, a rather fat yankee fucker made the announcement on St Patrick's Day, he was accompanied in the announcement by Fatty Fat Cunt, an overweight Asian American waitress sporting a black eye, a result of her Fat Fatty mouth getting her Fat Fatty ass in trouble.

Meanwhile many residents of Florida are appalled at Fat Fatty Bastards total disregard for victims of terrorism and his fat greedy money making ventures, at the expense of others, including the brave men and women of the American military who defend the USA against terror.

One soldier said: "Fatty Fat Bastard and Fatty Fat Cunt are greedy fat fuckers with fattitude, I for one hope that people blank their disgustingly inappropriate eatery and bar and tell theses fatty fat fuckers to fuck off!"

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