Written by Jaggedone

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Topics: Dogs, Ugly, Bitch

Thursday, 15 March 2012

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Ugly and clever, could well lose to Camilla Parker Bowles in this years "Ugly Bitch" contest!

The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really was.

After winning the "Ugliest dog in the world contest" hands down (or paws) the owners of Yoda cashed a $100,000 dollars and took her to a star veterinary-plastic surgeon to see if there were possibilities of making her pretty. The vet told them to keep their money and buy Yoda a diamond-studded dog collar instead.

She died of old age and her sad owners said she was a lovely companion apart from when they went doggy-walking, she didn't like wearing a brown bag over her head like the Elephant Man and tended to make quite a fuss, but indoors she was lovely. (Where nobody could see her).

She was also a fantastic guard dog, the smallest in the world in fact, but when she confronted burglars and they saw her ugly visage, they run like hell believing she was possessed with Satanic evil demons.

Her predecessor will be chosen this year and Camilla Parker-Bowles has entered the contest; now she's one hell of an ugly "bitch"!

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