Written by Simon Saunders
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Thursday, 15 March 2012

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Governer Romney looking a bit French.

Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman.

The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman School, shows Governor Romney embracing his alleged former mentor and then urging his fellow students to listen to Mr Burns' words.

The footage, which is believed to have been hidden by Romney's campaign to avoid embarrassing questions, raises serious doubts about Governor Romney's beliefs and his suitability to be President.

Governor Romney has also failed to produce a copy of his birth certificate after it was revealed that he speaks fluent French. This has led many to believe that he was actually born in Paris and therefore not a genuine American. So far he has failed to deny these rumours which has only served to fuel the speculation even further.

Mr Burns, who was an advisor to President Nixon and has also been embroiled in a number of scandals himself, recently donated $10 million to Romney's superpac along with his favourite pack of blood thirsty hounds.

Our reporter, Bob Twerp, spoke to Mr Burns earlier today, "Governor Romney is an excellent candidate and will make a wonderful President." Said Burns. He continued,"All this speculation is a sideshow, Bob. He has been like a son to me over the years. Although he's not as evil as me, which is slightly disappointing. Smithers! Release the hounds."

It is unlikely that these rumours will derail Governor Romney's campaign as he has enough money to buy his way to the top job.

Romney's campaign were unavailable to comment as they were too busy counting Romney's cash for him.

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