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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

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Sanatorium for the USA?

Rick Sanatorium has taken a major step towards the US Presidency with cackle wins in a couple of God fearing American states. This brings the time closer when America will be taken to a Sanatorium Utopia where effigies of Darwin will be burnt in celebration.

'This brings the Loony Right nearer to power' complained an American who wished to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals against his family.

The long awaited era, predicted in the Bible, when the earth will be saved by the forces of rightoeousness from the hands of evil atheists is almost upon us. Sanatorium in America will mark the beginning of the end for those who think we have removed these words (ed)

David Cameron, British Prime Minister, currently on a PR exercise in the United States, said he would have nothing to do with Sanatorium until he was in power, then he would 'see the light and goodness of Sanatorium's America'

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