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Sunday, 11 March 2012

Recently a French reporter, Jacques Maison interviewed Kim Jong Un who revealed a bizarre and intimate attraction for Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio show host known for his vitriolic tirades against women, liberals and the working class. Apparently Kim Jon Un is deeply attracted to his outbursts, passion, emotional frenzy and surprisingly enough he is also a chubby chaser.

He gave the interview despite possible political reprisals from his countries leaders and said that "he liked it when Rush gets very angry and starts to shake, it's a real turn on for him."

He said, "I'm just a daddy's boy, my father was very angry all the time but it kind of turned me on, Rush makes me feel the same way. I hate him and love him at the same time, it's very difficult to meet people in my country when they are afraid you are going to have them executed."

"In America people hate Rush and they hate me too...they think I'm fat and funny looking, they make fun of me all the time just like Rush....we're a lot a like. I'd love to take him to a public execution and stroll the halls of my secret nuclear facility."

"We could walk the streets of my capital and make fun of starving people and make-believe we're actually going to feed them and not. Sometimes life is so unfair that you can't be with the people who you feel will complete you. We would really make a very cute couple."

Though the interview could not be published in North Korea out of safety concerns for the leader, intelligence agencies, other news groups as well as FOX News has had great interest in the story.

Kim Jong Un fits the bill perfectly. He was a daddy's boy, grew up in a family of psychopaths, he's a chubby little fellow as well as he has never been seen with a member of the opposite sex. We tried to reach Rush Limbaugh for comment but his assistant said he was spending quality time with Glenn Beck and Dick Cheney.

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