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Sunday, 11 March 2012

The Rick Santorum campaign is seeking to trademark the term "Frothy" for merchandising purposes. Everywhere he goes people are chanting Frothy in support of Santorum's campaign.

We inquired how he got the name Frothy and why it's gone viral? According to Phil Mathers a spokesman for the Santorum campaign claims it was several male coffee baristas that coined that moniker because of his love of a hot and frothy cappuccino. Apparently Rick Santorum's loves his cappuccinos sweet, hot and frothy with lots of extra cream.

Several men even showed their support at his rallies by wearing FROTHY across their behinds on their sweat pants in a similar fashion as the juicy sweat pants worn by many young women. The Santorum campaign plans to use Frothy on items such as Frothy mocha ice cream, coffee mugs, sweat pants, hoodies and tee shirts but the sky is the limit.

To the Santorum campaign's surprise they've seen Frothy posters , shirts, sweat pants in places like New York's Greenwich Village, San Francisco, L.A. and Seattle where they didn't think he'd have much support. Everywhere he goes people are chanting FROTHY, FROTHY, FROTHY.

The Santorum campaign feels he's energizing his base. Despite his apparently disparaging remarks towards women and the LGBT community, many from these groups have flocked to his rallies with Frothy signs and have also chanted his moniker, Frothy.

We asked Linda Fowler who was at a Santorum rally and was chanting and holding up a Frothy sign, why she was there to support Rick Santorum and she replied, "Are you freaking nuts, the man is the most anti-women, homophobic, religious zealot I've ever seen in my life. He thinks it's a women right to be bare foot, pregnant and slaving over a hot stove. The man is a total nut job and it would be a disaster if that psychopath ever got in the White House."

"Women's health care isn't a human rights issue with him, it's a property rights issue. He thinks women are the property of their husbands and a single women's uterus is the dominion of the state. I'd rather have them dig up Nixon and put him back in the White House."

I told her I sensed her half-heartedness in regards to his campaign but what drew her to support him in the long run? She replied, "The man is obviously a nut job who wants to turn this country back to the 1840's , and reverse every bit of social progress for women, LGBT and working class people. The man is a fascist and a religious zealot. why would I support him in any way, what are you smoking dude?"

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