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Thursday, 8 March 2012

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Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh told his massive audience today not to fall for all the liberal news doom & gloom about his show.

"Every time you turn on the liberal network news and cable news channels, you hear of all this gloom and doom. LIMBAUGH LOSES 42 ADVERTISERS! Don't panic over that. Do you see me panicking?"

Indeed Limbaugh laughed and played even more Obama Comedy Sketches & Tunes with everything much as normal.

He also received call after call of supporters who are keeping up with those leaving his show.

"They want to drop any of their products but I'm not asking them to. Although I do see where one of them has already gone belly-up. That's free enterprise for you."

Limbaugh calmly pointed out that his show is on for three hours a day weekly with many stations playing "The Best Of Limbaugh" on the weekends.

"Listen folks. I have apologized. I haven't heard many apologizing to conservative women from the Left. Therefore my feet are on higher ground."

Limbaugh next pointed out that he had lost 2 radio shows that has been broadcast from CNN to Diane Sawyer on ABC.

"I have over 600 stations left, along with an estimated 18,000 sponsors. You see, each area has their local advertisers so just sit back and enjoy. Play that parody of Obama and the Chinese VP, Snerdly! Hilarious!"

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