Written by Jaggedone

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Topics: Food, Auction

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

image for Chicken nugget sold for $8100,00 on E Bay was a fake!
She's worth more than Mary if you can find her in a nugget!

A chicken nugget sold for the above amount has been identified as a fake. The original George Washington look-alike nugget was thrown to the owners dog 3 years ago, it burped after swallowing it. After the owner realised how stupid she was, she carved out a new one, froze it and now it has been sold for the above amount.

Global nugget eaters are desperately attempting to identify past and present US Presidents, UK Prime Ministers, Michael Jackson, Gandhi, Jesus (a particular favourite), in fact anybody famous whilst buying their nuggets.

Alas, due to the fact that this particular one was a definite fake, the nugget police on E bay are being particularly pedantic about what will be allowed to be auctioned for astronomical amounts. No fakes allowed!

One nugget eater, Scottish (what else?) has purchased a nugget and is convinced that it definitely resembles Mary Queen of Scots who was beheaded. He claims the blood on the bottom of the neck of the nugget is from 1567 (well it tasted like it) and the shape of the neck has original chopping lines surrounding it. He's asking 2000 pounds for it on E Bay and it will be sold with a certificate of authenticity signed by Henry VIIIth, an absolute bargain!

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