YOUTALKINGTO, ME (Civic Welfare Quicknews)-- A coup d'etat is planned by some military officers due to an increasing number of crimes related to religious intolerance, according to Senator Youcant Seeme during an interview in Civic Welfare Network's late night show "Hot Issue with Heffer the Bull."
"The activities of this rumored coup d'etat are not related to using weapons and the like. They include acrobatics, lectures on different religions, and a said creative dramatic representation on how 4-by-2 comic tracts defame and disrespect other religions. But I can't tell you the story. Nevertheless, this is a new style of coup d'etat," he added.
The aforementioned rumors alarmed some fundamentalist Christians, causing them to strengthen their missionary activities, according to Malt Schlick, a Christian apologetic.