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Sunday, 4 March 2012

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A young female intern looks for a cigar under former President Clinton's desk

Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law student at the centre of the Rush Limbaugh 'Slut' row, has now received public backing from not one but two American Presidents. First, Barak Obama telephoned her to offer words of support, now former President Bill Clinton has also contacted the student.

The student, who had recently testified at Capitol Hill in favour of Obama's controversial plan to make birth control freely available as part of health insurance, had become the target of comments by political hate-monger and right-wing nut-job Rush Limbaugh, who described the student as "a slut" and a "prostitute" because of her support for the bill.

Now, the Georgetown student can boast that she is on first name terms with two American Presidents!

President Clinton is reported as saying, "I know a thing or two about sluts, and let me tell you, this girl is no slut!"

President Clinton also offered to provide career advice for the young student "I told her, my door is always open" he said "If she ever needs someone to put an arm around her, a shoulder to cry on, or a hand on her knee, Uncle Bill will be there for her."

Former President Clinton has a long history of helping young women to further their political careers; It was not uncommon for President Clinton to have a young female intern on his staff.

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