The top Republican think tank in Washington, C.E.S.S.P.O.O.L., has released its top five Imbeciles list, people whom it says have made significant contributions to the betterment of the Party's reputation for incessant idiocy.
Number 5. Rand Paul for suggesting he would be honored to be the Vice Presidential running mate for Mitt Romney.
Number 4. A more recently accomplished idiot from Texas, who failed to make it to the final days of the Republican primary season, Governor Rick Perry, who developed a flair for not only sticking his foot in his mouth, but regularly eating it.
Number 3. Mitt Romney for claiming his virtual tie in Michigan's primary as an incredible landslide victory.
Number 2. Rick Santorum for his recent slamming of higher education and alledging Universities were indoctrination Mills. Kudos for recognizing he and Romney are Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum!
Number 1. Rush Limbaugh - seldom does C.E.S.S.P.O.O.L. have such a consistent imbecile on its' top 5 list, but Limbaugh has been at or near the number one position for nearly 30 years. Limbaugh most recently lost sponsors for his syndicated television program for calling a Georgetown Co-ed Sandra Fluke a slut and prostitute for her testimony to a Democratic Congressional committee in favor of the national health care policy that would compel her college to pay for her contraception.