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Friday, 2 March 2012

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KIMJONG, IL (CWTSN) -- Butch Falfalan, a BS Marine Exploration freshman student of Conglom-o College allegedly walked out from his English class because he had enough of his teacher's "anti-soldier" examples on the lessons.

In a lesson about an article regarding human rights violation, Falfalan covered his ears while his teacher, Vervous Bighead, was using soldiers as an example of a human rights case. He decided to cover his ears and walk out of the class out of anger due to the fact that he is a 2nd Lieutenant of Conglom-o's ROTC Corps.

Bighead got mad after a cellphone video taken by Filbert Greenturtle was submitted to her at the moment Falfalan was called to state his opinion.

After the class, Bighead, whose blood pressure rose to the peak of 180/100, reported the matter to the Dean of Conglom-o College for appropriate action.

As a result, Falfalan was suspended for a week and was removed from the Dean's List.

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