Washington DC: The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has investigated the events leading up to President Obama's victory in the 2008 US presidential election. The DNC is interested in how to repeat this victory in the 2012 US presidential election.
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) was the lead government investigator. The EPA found that President Obama's victory was due to naturally occurring climate change, possibly caused by Sun storms. Election Day November 4, 2008 was a warmer than usual day in the eastern, southern and far western states of the USA, while the mid-western, mountain and northern tier states of the USA experienced extremely frigid temperatures.
Early voters experienced sweaty hands and scratched itchy parts of their anatomies due to the perspiration caused by warm outside air temperatures or wearing heavy winter clothes to keep warm. Democratic poll workers sanitized only Democratic controls/levers of the voting machines after a person voted.
The vast majority of early voters in 2008 were Republican conservatives who left sweat all over the Republican controls/levers of the voting machines. Blue Dog Democrats, Independents, moderate Republicans and libertarians noticed the sweat on the Republican controls/levers of the voting machines and voted Democratic.
The Department of Energy (DOE) has been tasked by the DNC with building a man-made global warming machine by Election Day November 6, 2012!
The Republican National Committee (RNC) has asked its poll workers to bring Lysol disinfectant or Chlorine wipes to sanitize only Republican controls/levers of the voting machines after a person votes in the 2012 presidential election.