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Wednesday, 29 February 2012

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Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every day, and put their skills to test, who aren't taught by some liberal college professor (who) tries to indoctrinate them. I understand why he wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image. I want to create jobs so people can remake their children into their image, not his."

When Santorum was questioned about what exactly he meant by, "He wants to remake you in his image", suggesting a God like quality or power for Obama, Santorum replied, "Of course I'm not saying Obama is a God, because if he were President, which he is, that would make it impossible for him to separate church from state, which is exactly what a true conservative won't do....er...now wait a second...Anyway, he and John F. Kennedy make me sick the way they push for religion to be out of the government. This is a Christian nation, you ask anybody, we promote freedom of religion and long as you look and sound like me, you'll be okay....er...now wait a second..."

Reporters then asked Santorum if he thought all of the professors in his degrees and his family's college degrees were all liberal and if he would be willing to forfeit his degrees.

"Of course they weren't liberal, I was very careful to choose only classes that would give me the best conservative background possible, like the University of Pennsylvania, Penn State, Pittsburgh, just to name a few. I was not indoctrinated the way most other lemmings going to these indoctrination mills are. I stood strong and came out the same one dimensional person I was when I went in...er...now wait a second, wait a second....! Well anyway, you know what I mean, we non-college grads have to stick together. This should be a plank in the Republican Party to defend mediocrity!"

Santorum seemed to have gotten the job done in Michigan where he won among non-college graduates, while conceding the vote to college grads to Romney.

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