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Tuesday, 21 February 2012

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Bomb! Bomb! Iran

BILLINGSGATE POST - It is no secret that President Obama and Bibi Netanyahu are mortal enemies. Just observing them sneer at each other during contrived press conference photo-ops is enough to make lip-readers delirious. It was said that during their last meeting, Secret Service agents were poised to tackle Bibi to prevent him from delivering the president a special kosher knuckle sandwich from his favorite Tel Aviv deli.

Not since the rematch of Mohammed Ali and Joltin Joe Frazier has there been as much interest in a heavy-weight fight scheduled for March 5 in Washington. One can almost imagine the legendary Howard Cosell bellowing out this scene over the din of screaming fight fans:

"From the White House Garden in Washington D.C., seated in the "Far Right" corner wearing the Star of David, Jew Whisperer Bibi Netanyahu! And seated in the "Far Left" corner, wearing the Star and Crescent, the heavy-weight champion of Islam, Barack Hussein Obama!"

With the fate of Israel riding on the outcome of this epochal fight, fans from all nations will be on the edges of their seats to see if Israel and the USA decide to "Bomb! Bomb! Iran," before Iran nukes Israel out of existence.

Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen.

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