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Sunday, 19 February 2012

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"Ok guys, I'm on point, keep cover until I give the signal."

Details are emerging of a dramatic operation carried out by the elite Navy Seals at major studios in Hollywood. An home grown terrorist cell was purported to be poised to attack Jewish interests in Movie City.

We are told that a group of four illegal immigrants from Morocco, who had been living in the US for many years, planned coordinated suicide attacks in retaliation for the appalling quality of American TV and films in recent years.

It is understood that they had been provided with suicide vests, weapons and ammunition by the FBI, who claimed that the was never any real danger as the weaponry had been purchased from GI Joe manufacturers and was in fact inoperative.

The contingent of Navy Seals, who fortunately happened to be in the location working on a recruitment film, were alerted by loud shouts of "BANG!"

Everything has been caught on camera, and rushed to editing. It will be released next month to bolster movie going ratings. The working title is "Seals the Deal".

It is anticipated that they will have a box office success on their hands. Agents are competing to sign up these new Superstars, usually known for their anonymity.

A statement is expected from the White House later today.

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