Newark, New Jersey - "That's gotta be Wacko's heavenly runabout," a Nesbitt Street MUFON aficionado told reporters, "I just seen a pic of his ape Bubbles etched in dayglo pink on the side of the fuselage."
The Sussex Avenue location has always been a bit of a notorious UFO rat run but this is the first time Michael Jackson's personal craft has been sighted over New Jersey.
Residents described a 'black hat-shaped craft' that performed a typical ceremonial flypast above Newark's New Hope Baptist Church triggering local panic about possible wi-fi disruption of Whitney's RIP internet broadcast.
Some reckon the evangelical temple has a long hystery of alien contact that's seen entertainment megastars such as Houston, Dionne Warwick, Aretha Franklin and one or two others initiated aboard the same mysterious mothership responsible for cloning The Beatles.
Decades of rumors all reckon a huge onboard fertilization centrifuge is responsible for pairing various human/alien genomes that have cooked up life-bearing gestation pods ever since JFK's 1963 assassination.
Pastor Joe A Carter is 41.