People all over the country are exercising caution before selecting a destination for an evenings dinner after a man's heart attack at The Heart Attack Grill starts a pandemic of restaurants living up to their names. Reports from all over the country are pouring in regarding these strange events.
In San Diego CA we have a report of a couple that found them selves instantly outside after eating inside at an In-N-Out Burger. Alb NM, a man jumps onto a table and starts clucking like a chicken after eating at El Pollo Loco. Denver CO, patrons are reporting "sizzling with excitement" after even just entering a local Sizzler. NY, NY we have reports all over the city of people chomping their food uncontrollably at all local Chompey's establishments. Chandler AZ, customers report an uncontrollable urge to leave through the back door after eating at the Outback Steakhouse.
On an additional note Burger King reports an unexpected massive increase in revenue.