BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama's re-election team on Monday rolled out a campaign to recruit two million supporters to help debunk attacks on the president's record and hit back at his Republican rivals.
To be called the "Truth Team," the Democrat Party will be responsible for choosing a leader to harness the lip-smacking Obama supporters of each state to communicate with undecided voters who are unsure why the President has not released his birth certificate and other information tying him to Communist rabble-rousers and un-repentant terrorists such as William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn.
Obama for America, the president's re-election team, will announce "truth teams" to be headed by Dr. Viscount Billingsgate. A bon-vivant and scholar, the ageless Billingsgate is reputed to hold at least 12 doctorates in fields ranging from Forensic Taxidermy to Climate Scatology. Never to be underestimated, Billingsgate has already identified swing states where he will unleash quasi-political groups like the National Education Association and the Service Employees International Union to be his partners.
The "Truth Team" website will highlight the effort's three goals. Each in turn will have their website. Attack Watch.com will attempt to defend the president against false attacks. Keeping GOP Honest.com will fact check Republican's claims about their own candidate's records. And Keeping His Word.com will tout the president's own bogus record of achievements.
With the good doctor leading these teams, it is to be expected that adolescent smears and mis-aimed political arrows will not find their mark come November when the rubber hits the road.