Five Star General R. E. Motors, a Risk Sanatorium spokesman, claims that Superpacks are plotting to discredit the current frontrunner in the GOP Primary race.
"They did it for Mitm Romney and then Gingnotsorich, and now they are turning on Risk." he blustered, "And all that money from Isreal flooding in to make sure that Old Ron Paul doesn't even figure at the top. Just what are their motives?"
"Risk is sending a posative message to the grass roots of our fourfathers who made America great, yet all the Superpacks seem to want to do is keep the race open until the Republican Convention. It can only be so they can spend millions on negative advertising and not have to give it to the IRS or make safety nets."
"Today there are questions being asked about Risk Sanatorium's attitude to women, after he came out against female servicemen serving at the front line. But Risk doesn't care if he looses a few female votes, there are enough of us redneck elephants who will make them vote the way we do - they know their place!"
"God knows that Risk will keep the message alive!"