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Sunday, 5 February 2012

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The Google backed super intelligence gathering computer, housed in a secret location in Northern Virginia, designed to pick up key words in e-mails and blogs such as "terrorist", "bomb", "nuclear", "suicide bomber", "superbowl", "muslim" and "attack" has crashed after the publication of a rather ridiculous story entitled "Superbowl Suicide Bomber Story Causes Homeland Security Keyword Intelligence Computer To Crash".

The computer, which has already helped ruin the holidays of several visitors to the United States (ATTACK) crashed after (9/11) the story was (DIRTY BOMB) peppered with key words (SUITCASE) designed just to enflame (DESTROY AMERICA) Homeland Security, the FBI, CIA and NSA.

(MEET) "The computer has (MOSQUE) crash!" yelled a very angry intelligence official. Who did not (VEST) wish to be (EXPLOSIVES) named.

(CHEMICAL ATTACK) The crashing of the computer has meant that (HIJACK), until at least it is repaired (HAMAS), the human race can enjoy (ARAB) some internet freedom (HAMBURGER).

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