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Thursday, 2 February 2012

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Las Vegas is all mine, says Trump

Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman.

In a short statement, he said,

"Mitt is the man for me. Everyone has slips of the tongue, I can forgive him for all his gaffs - The Lord knows, I've been guilty of that myself. I fired the person who should have won Series 4 by mistake."

"I know some people say he is too moderate, and doesn't represent the Right of the party, but I want someone who represents the rich and famous - fuck the rest!"

"Most of all he is good television, and I own several networks."

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