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Thursday, 2 February 2012

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On CNN his morning, GOP frontrunner Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney tells presenter Solidad O'Brian that the concept of 'poor' is not within his vocabulary or comprehension.

"I have never met a poor person," he admitted, "Where do they live? Are they new immigrants? Do I need to send them back home with their mothers and grandmothers?

"Perhaps they work in the circus, because someone told me that they have a safety net." he blustered, "Or are they workers in the postal service, sticking on the food stamps?"

"Poor people have no money." explained Solidad, "and they look to their President to make big changes to their lives."

"Money!" exclaimed Mitt, "Now that's a word I understand! I have lots of it and my friends in the Superpacks have lots of it. We love it! I can buy the Presidency and get MORE money for another 8 years, and all those million dollar perks that go with the job. I can tuck it away in a Swiss bank axccount. I will be able to travel the world - to Eyerak and Eyeran and and some other places, and I can live in that big house in Washington, and everyone will do what I say, and ….. and …."

"What was the question? Have we gone from the context????"

54% of dogs in Florida see through this man!

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