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Friday, 27 January 2012

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In her youth she was a looker; today the ravages of divorce and marijuana have taken their toll on stunning good looks

Los Angeles - Concerned fans jammed the switchboard at her PR agency's offices today asking after hapless Demi... and demanding the phone number of her supplier.

Emergency hospitalization saw the 49 year-old actress 'pull a Clinton' as Matanuska Thunderf**k rumors spread like wildfire in cyberspace.

Aides close to Ms Moore have insisted the divorcee smoked 'but did not inhale' as paramedics fought to stabilize her convulsions, tremors and sudden onset hot flushes.

"Man, that sounds like some awesome weed," the medicinal marijuana correspondent at celebwatch magazine LA HagFagSlagMag.com commented this afternoon.

This evening someone at Bel Air's Seedy Sinai Hospital said Ms Moore was being tested for a variety of herbal allergies including the notorious Alaskan homegrown said to be favored by members of Sarah Palin's family.

Co-incidentally, a Los Angeles area support group for recovering airheads issued a bulletin tonight describing a recent Arctic Circle cannabis delivery as irradiated with next generation Pentagon drone plane propellant.

It's given new meaning to 'high as a kite' apparently.

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