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Wednesday, 25 January 2012

BILLINGSGATE POST: Responding to Nancy Pelosi's statement to CNN that Newt Gingrich would never be elected president, Newt told CNN that whatever crystal ball she is looking at, "it must be difficult to focus because she has eyes like two piss holes in a snowbank."

Asked if he would like to rephrase that, Gingrich stated that if Nancy Pelosi has anything to substantiate her own statement, "to bring it on."

Now, it is not news that both these former Speakers have little love for each other. However, as Rodney King once said, "Can't we just get along?"

Evidently not. But your Bulshitzer Piece Prize correspondent will keep on top of this breaking story as it develops.

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