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Tuesday, 24 January 2012

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President Obama talking on the phone with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton about Vice-President Joe Biden.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A highly reliable, unnamed, inside White House source has revealed that President Obama recently had a heart-to-heart meeting with Vice-President Joe Biden.

According to the source, it is really no secret at the White House that the president is not at all happy with Biden's vice-presidential role.

The president has actually informed the vice-president that he has to do more around the White House or he may find himself being put on probationary status.

Back in November, the president reportedly told Biden that if he did not get with his President Obama Plan of Plans Program that he might not be his running mate in 2012.

At that time both men agreed that the president would draw up a list of things that he would delegate to the vice-president and which would be carried out as the president stated, "To the letter fa shizzle ma nizzle."

The unnamed White House source, nicknamed, "Deep Pockets" stated that one of Biden's new duties would be to handle the guest list for the various White House state dinners, backyard barbecues, and weekend slumber parties for the "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha.

President Obama stated that in the interest of cutting back on the White House employee budget he was going to be laying-off, the woman who had been in charge of the guest list Osceola LaKindra Bonkerbox, 68.

He added that he would also be laying-off one of the three White House dessert makers Hattie "Sprinkles" Swizzlepick 53, and that he wanted for Biden to take up the slack in that department.

The president also informed the vice-president that he wants him to cut back on his playing golf four times a week along with trying to see about getting some kind of therapy in regards to his hamburger addiction.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: It has now become common knowledge at the White House that Vice-President Joe Biden has developed a tremendous craving for Burger Bandit burgers and he personally drives to a nearby Burger Bandit Restaurant at least six times a week.]

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