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Friday, 3 February 2012

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President Obama talking on the phone with one of his unofficial advisors, Oprah Winfrey.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama.

Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is reporting that he received word from a highly placed, reliable, inside the White House source that Vice-President Joe Biden's days as the nation's vice-president are numbered.

The White House source, who stressed that she did not want her name released but did agree to give out her initials (MSR) informed Mr. Petaluma that it is her understanding that President Obama plans to have a big meeting over the Valentine's Day holiday.

The meeting will include the president, his wife - the "First Mama," Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and one of his top unofficial advisors Oprah Winfrey.

They will meet to discuss who they think should be chosen to be President Obama's vice-presidential running mate.

The inside source, known as "Deep Thinker" stated that she overheard the president and his very close friend San Antonio Spurs star Tim Duncan talking about former president Bill Clinton.

Tim Duncan, who is an extremely low-key and soft spoken individual, stated that he personally knows Bill Clinton and that he is one of the best non-black basketball dribblers that he has ever seen and that includes Larry Bird, Steve Nash, and Luke Walton.

When Mrs. Clinton was asked if her husband was being considered for the position she smiled, took a bite from her fajita and broccoli breakfast taco and replied that she really had no idea.

She winked and said that she knows that if her husband is tabbed for the vice-president's job that he will probably be the best vice-president in the history of vice-presidents.

In a non-related story. Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Rosie O'Donnell wants to hurry up and get married to the very attractive Michelle Rounds before Mishy Mish, as she calls her, realizes what the heck she is getting into and changes her mind.

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