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Tuesday, 24 January 2012

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Was he the one known as "Sur Ra's-al-Ghul" by the Illuminati?

WASHINGTON, DC - For many years, the throne of power in the US Capitol City has been chosen by "The Establishment." In 1910, this secret guild was nameless and met on Jekyll Island for a "duck hunt" which led to the creation of the Federal Reserve Banking System. While it may be similar to the Illuminati and the Trilateral Commission, this "guild" chooses the faces and puppets who will serve the secret societies working to bring The New World Order. For 2012, the "Establishment" GOP has chosen Mitt Romney, but Newt Gingrich is rattling cages. A local expert on Conspiracy has offered some back-story related to Newt and "The Establishment."

X (liaison to Illuminati): First, people shouldn't label Mr. Gingrich as "Conservative" or "Big Government," due to the specific title that he renounced in 1997 - "Sur Ra's-al-Ghul." He was once the "Invisible Hand of The Establishment," and deep in the sinister halls below the US Capitol Grounds, his power evoked unspeakable terror in every member of the political class. "The Establishment" has always enjoyed spending other people's money to excess. Rumor has it that when they were forced to endure a "Balanced Budget" (during the Clinton Administration), it was taken as a brazen Act of War against the enlightened elite.

By running for President, Newt has sent a clear message - Sur Ra's-al-Ghul has returned. No one in Washington DC has forgotten his role in the "Balanced Budgets," and how hundreds and hundreds of politicians suffered the indignity of work, instead of fattening themselves at the expense of millions of tax-paying Americans.

A day after being elected to an 11th term from his district, Newt Gingrich left the US Congress with the following statement:

    "I'm willing to lead but I'm not willing to preside over people who are cannibals."


Some believe it was a code-phrase.... Regardless, "The Establishment" has chosen Mitt Romney as a "face" on the 2012 ballot, but if Newt has his way, what "THEY" want and what "THEY" get may be two different things.

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