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Saturday, 21 January 2012

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BILLINGSGATE POST - During Thursday's GOP debate millions of viewers were wondering why Congressman Ron Paul's answers were so incoherent. Inexplicably, the usually laconic Texas Congressman began to babble like a demented chipmunk when asked if he supported the preemptive bombing of Tel Aviv by America to prevent Israel from nuking Iran.

To the standing applause of his coterie of Libertarian thugs, Paul opened up his suit jacket, exposing the black swastika stenciled on his shirt. "Seig Heil! Seig Heil!" his supporters yelled. There was no doubt that Ron Paul had captured the moment. Even though he didn't answer the question, there was no doubt in anyone's mind as to how he felt.

After the debate was over, CNN's Wolf Blitzer asked him if he believed he had lost the Jewish voter by his response. Instead of answering the question, he pointed his finger at Newt Gingrich and accused him of "squeezing off a battery of popcorn farts" during the debate.

"Either Newt was squeezing off popcorn farts or there was a mouse on a motorcycle driving around the stage." Although not responding directly, the owlishly bemused Gingrich suggested that Romney was the culprit. With no one admitting their guilt, Ron Paul demanded a "skivvie check."

Thank God. At that very moment a mouse dressed-up like Evel Kneivel putted-up to them on his miniature Harley and apologized before they had time to pull their pants down.

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