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Wednesday, 25 January 2012

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Heads or tails?

After months of to-ing and fro-ing, mud slinging and tv debates, the head honcho's in the Republican party have decided the fairest way to select a candidate for the Presidential nomination is the good ole fashion toss of a coin.

A party insider told the spoof political reporter "All the candidates are gaffe prone. At least we are down to the last four now, but headlines have been damaging - Herman Cain denying his affairs, Rick Perry forgeting the departments he would axe on the live tv debate,
and don't even get me started on Michele Bachman".

When pressed about the four remaining candidates he continued "Mitt Romney throwing ten thousand dollar bets around like he was in a Las Vegas casino, Ron Paul and the racist newsletters from 20 years ago, Newt Gingrich ex-wife saying he wanted an open marriage. Rick Santorum is opposed to gays in the military but wants to attack Iran if it doesn't meet his demands".

It is not known if the coin to be used originates from the tax paid by Romney or he will supply a specially made double sided $1,000 dollar coin.

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