A market in the town of Weirdville was shut down today as it was found to be selling meat from humans. The meat was obtained by the store after the city board passed a law banning homeless people.
The city police chief was also involved says a deputy. "The deal was made between the city, the police chief and the market." says deputy Sqidard Waltrip. "The city didn't kn ow what to do with the homeless, so they told the owners of the market to feel free to use the homeless as meat."
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