HARFOLD, Vt. - According to a study released this week by Harfold State College, twin births in the United States have doubled in the past three decades.
This, in turn, has led to parents having to deal with the twice the amount of bullshit dished out by disaffected youths and then teens.
Never short of words, but usually short of creative ideas, Harfold State College instructor of midwifery, Helena Thibeau, looks to population statistics to find some answers. "Well, we had less people back 30 years ago, so why is it a surprise that we have more of anything today? More people, more kids, more twins, probably more triplets.
"No one gives a damn about triplets any more. Think about the bullshit that gets slung around those households."