Washington DC - A conservative Catholic group known as "Parishioners Eliminating Naughty Insinuation Society", or "PENIS," demanded today that politicians stop using the word "caucus" for what they call "obvious reasons."
"People are always trying to interject their naughty, no-no words into everything," says Sharon Peters, known for her unwavering and tight grip on "PENIS." "They do it in movies, TV shows and music. And now politicians are standing right behind them, ready to penetrate the annals of history with their filth."
Peters claimed the word "caucus" was offensive and knows that everyone thinks the same thing when they hear it.
"We who are standing erect for PENIS believe it is our duty to disseminate this message," Peters said. "And since people refuse to listen, you have aroused PENIS and we will act, again and again and again - and harder and harder until our message reaches its inevitable climax and covers the entire world."
Other words Sharon Peters says can be used in place of caucus are: hum-hum, thingy, woo-woo, pee-pee-potty-pole, no-no place and stiffy-stick.